My son is a manufacturer

Of organic bath toys. Yep. He makes his own bath toys. With his butt.

He pooped in the tub last night (which, I have to say, is not too bad considering this is the first time in almost two years that he has done this). Give me nasty, dirty diapers, give me a vomiting child...but apparently picking poop out of the tub is beyond my limits. I shrieked, cried and laughed and carried on the whole time I was cleaning it up. (Adam was in charge of cleaning Ethan up - we should have traded jobs).

I can now say that I have a FULLY bleached, sparkling clean, germ-free bathroom. I even wiped the toys down with bleach cleaner.